Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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