so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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