For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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