Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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