I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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