I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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