Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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