I will die if light touches me.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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