And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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