It's Friday. Sex?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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