i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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