we're blogging at a bar
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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