question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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