Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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