No awkward lesbian experiences without me
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Enjoy the penises
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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