The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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