u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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