Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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