I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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