matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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