ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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