Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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