That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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