I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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