kristin has been a bad kristin
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
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