Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
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