why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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