you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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