I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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