If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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