One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Randomize
