I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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