what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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