Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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