woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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