I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
What a dumb baby whore.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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