but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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