He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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