I look better un-naked...
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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