no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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