is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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