Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
my nose is crying tears of wow.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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