She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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