Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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