Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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