She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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