they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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