I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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