i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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