so explain again why im purple
no
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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