Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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