i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
Randomize
