The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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