I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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