How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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