I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
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